The Measure: what's hot and what's not

Going up Dallas JR's mad brows. John Ross's 'tache. Sue Ellen's husky tone. Wednesday night is back in the game. Sue Perkins Can't get enough of her. Ready, steady, bake! No-choice menus Soho House founder Nick Jones takes it to the next level with his 50s-style diner Chicken Shop , serving only roast free-range birds, chips, coleslaw and corn on the cob. Delicious Agi & Sam Menswear duo extend their witty prints to a mini collection for Harvey Nichols. Total yay. Kilts and dungarees Wardrobe re-examination alert. See Topshop Unique for how + why. Mary Janes Nailing the back-to-school vibe. Bonus points for a double strap. Going down Stripey T-shirts Fine for the hols, but not in the real world. Retire. Football Overpaid, oversexed men just don't cut the mustard any more. We're winners now. Polaroids on shoe boxes The new high-maintenance shoe thing is to stuff scented bags into the toes. Pippa's New York wardrobe Pips, you're a twentysomething in Manhattan, not a thirtysomething on a Surrey school run. Baffling.